Thursday, April 4, 2013

Round 2

Dear Ladies,
"Resist too much hanging out... Don't make it easy for young men to hang out in a setting where you women provide the food. Don't subsidize freeloaders. An occasional group activity is okay, but when you see men who make hanging out their primary interaction with the opposite sex, I think you should lock the pantry and bolt the front door."
Love, Elder Dallin H. Oaks (The Dedication of a Lifetime May 1, 2005)
P.S. "You should also hang out a sign 'Will open for individual dates.' "


Dear Gentlemen,
If you are no longer interested in a girl, let her know. Don't just ignore her texts and calls. Don't just drop off the face of the planet. It's not very nice. Be a man and let her know. Besides we ladies talk and you will get a bad reputation, and you don't want that.
Love, The Ladies


Dear Ladies,
Give us the benefit of the doubt and say "yes" to a first date... It's just a date not a marriage proposal. And you never know what things we could have in common.
Love, The Gentlemen


Dear Gentlemen,
Please let us know what kind of shoes/attire to wear on the date. As you know, we have a large selection to choose from and we don't want to hike to the "Y" in flip flops...
Love, The Ladies

Dear Ladies, 
Don't be afraid to take a step and call us. you won't come across as desperate. Don't say 'Call me if you want to.' If you want to get a call say 'I'll call you' or Call me, please.'
Love, The Gentlemen

Was anyone else singing "Here's my number, so call me maybe?" ... well you are now.

2 comments:

  1. I love the one about the shoes. Seriously though, it's SO helpful to know which shoes to wear. And we DO have the options. :)

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    1. Thanks Elise I hope you keep checking back, I'll update the blog on Wednesdays and Sundays.

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